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Can't catch me, coppers!! (mander.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 45 points 7 months ago

time to buy such equipment

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

It's expensive AF, I'm sure. The food is a far easier avenue (less fun, but far smarter)

[-] CJOtheReal@ani.social 2 points 7 months ago

Depends on how much you get...

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

It pays by itself. /s

[-] open_world@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

Well now I want to do it

[-] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 7 months ago

I wonder how many times that happened before they put up a sign.

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 50 points 7 months ago

0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

[-] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

ah, I should have known

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's honestly sad that nurses are so underpaid in the US that one could potentially imagine them doing this for free food.

[-] nooneescapesthelaw@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can be rich but if I know how to shake a vending machine for free food I'll do it

[-] zsnell02@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Actually this is in Canada; you can tell by the Hawkin’s Cheezies

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 18 points 7 months ago

Shitty ass snacks.

[-] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago

Endoscopy is through the mouth. That would be a colonoscopy.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 31 points 7 months ago

Oh man... Good thing I'm not a doctor.

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

https://youtu.be/vhl5ObsQZfQ

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Well a colonoscope is actually an endoscope, just one meant for colonoscopies. Endoscope is just a generic term for the tool. (endo- = inside/within, -scope = tool for viewing)

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

And gastroscope is the type specifically for the esophagus and stomach.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.

[-] misophist@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

How do you tell the difference between an oral endoscope and a rectal scope? The taste.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

You never go ass to mouth!

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

If you can go from ass to mouth then your scope is too big.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

That's correct! I recognise the lasso that as the thing used to sample polyps in the colon (and probably a bunch of other uses, totally including snagging chippie packets).

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

Or, you know, at least clean it first.

[-] Bananable@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago

You can just open them, all the ones at my Uni have tubular locks that can be opened as fast as using the key.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Is this picture from Canada, or do they sell Hawkins Cheezies anywhere else? They were my favourite snack as a kid, but I think they might only exist here in Canada?