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HELL FUCKING YES HELL FUCKING YES HAHAHAHAHAHA

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[–] LenonLemonLenin@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kissinger's death brought back an OG poster lol

[–] Lydia@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hell yeah i had to come back for this, i was considering rejoining regardless and this was enough of a reason

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lydia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ty :D got overwhelmed last time maybe ill stay this time

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Happens to all of us. I've taken extended breaks before.

[–] Lydia@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotta return after a year just to say BEST FUCKING DAY EVER

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lydia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

angel-biblical My favorite child, the Lord has one mission left for you. This will take you to the deepest corners of hell to fight the vilest demon.

dorner Tell him this one's on me.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your service on this blessed day 07

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday and happy deathday!

[–] synae 14 points 2 years ago

I don't usually say this

But

Happy birthday

[–] iie@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

i just want to congratulate you for killing him

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

happy birthday!

it is also my birthday, extremely good birthday gift

[–] Lydia@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Hell yes we can celebrate together

[–] artificialset@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

happy birthday and unlimited genocide on the west!!

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

holy shit long time no see welcome back! (and happy bday!)

[–] Lydia@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Ty :D it's going very well lol

[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Fuck yes and happy birthday comrade! :crab-party:

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

hexcrab-party HAPPY BIRTHDAY hexcrab-party

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The heavens smile on you and your fortune!

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

What a birthday gift. I couldn't think of a better gift to receive

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

3 days away from my

😢

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

That's one hell of a birthday candle wish. Congratulations 🎊

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

happy birthday to you

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Heck Yeah happy birthday

[–] EpicKebabEater@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday, may Kissinger feast on zaqqum forever.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

hexcrab-party Happy birthday crab-party

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday!!

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Hope you didnt waste a wish

[–] Hexbollah@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I'm going out to buy some sparkling wine, I'll toast to your birthday as well.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMRADE MAY HE ROT IN PISS

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Happy ghoul deathday!

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

You're welcome

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bunny-vibe

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[–] EcoSoco@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

That's a helluva birthday present. I'm considering it an early birthday gift since I was born on Christmas.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Happy Birthday!!

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

few hours late but Happy Birthday!!! and congrats

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

That's awesome

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

hell yah girl happy birthday wooooooo!

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Based! This is such an epic present. Happy birthday!

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

What an amazing present lmfaooo

Happy birthday!

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Congratulations