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Your Salary (lemmy.ml)
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[-] asg101@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Also your salary when you do the absolute minimum, but pull off always looking busy whilst doing so. My "slacking as class consciousness" praxis plan.

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The second you are done with education: it is your moral duty to adopt the C student mindset at your job.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Protip for always looking busy at an office job: walk fast around the office with a notepad and pencil in hand, even if you're just going for a break or a shit, makes it seems like you're very busy with meetings and such.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I always had a clipboard with me. A constant look of harried determination also added to the shielding from incoming work demands.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

If you keep this up you'll make branch manager ;)

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Stick it to the man.

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

It's an optical illusion: the salary sticks are the same size.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

The sticks are the same size but the perspective makes it look different

[-] solarvector@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

I think it's an optical illusion, the tree is the same size

[-] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

The branches are the same size. It's an optical illusion.

[-] BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

There is no way those are the same size. Like my brain can not comprehend that

[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

They're the same size, and only the perspective of the lines around them make the "overtime" one seem bigger. It's an allegory for the fact that corporations don't appreciate "hard work" and that you giving your life to them isn't going to make you rich, just them and you can get fucked.

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

they pay you in sticks

[-] deur@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

The core of the meme is that the sticks/trees are the same size. It's merely the perspective trickery that confuses your mind into thinking one may be bigger than the other.

This plays on the fact that the idea of working harder than you should = more money is presented as fact by some people/organizations/cultures.

[-] hiroyt 3 points 1 year ago

They're the same picture

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

They're the same

[-] ShouldIHaveFun@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

Try to measure the length of the sticks

[-] Shirasho@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

They are the same size. It is an optical illusion.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

people sometimes get paid when they do other things for people.

sometimes with sticks, sometimes with this magical word called ✨exposure✨

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

My salary when I shit on the job: 🌳

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