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[-] Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 155 points 7 months ago

All the soup is made in house, broccoli is blanched and then microwaved to order, Alfredo is made in house, red sauce has a base in a can but is finished in house, meat is cooked on a grill or sautéed. People are there chopping shit at like 7 or 8 AM.

Applebees and chili’s are probably better candidates.

-spent too much time working at OG

Pro tip: order a fried lasagna with a kids Mac and cheese on top

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 months ago

Used to work at chilli's. Was about the same. Stuff brought in warmed/cooked in house. Half way through my time there they changed some cook tops for those conveyer belt machines similar to the pizza ones. Mostly for seafood and other easy timed foods. Prep guys were also there at like 9 am. Chips were made in house. Most meat also cooked to order. Most sauced were brought in bags and just warmed. All veggies and the like were fresh daily.

[-] vardogor@mander.xyz 13 points 7 months ago

okay now where the applebee's worker

[-] hobbicus@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

too busy manning the microwave

[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...DING!

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

I love watching Youtube videos of native Italians eating at Olive Garden. It's not just that they hate the food because of course they do, it's that they get so incredibly angry at the very concept of someone daring to call that food "Italian".

[-] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I used to love Olive Garden as a kid. In particular, I liked how the lasagna was light and fresh-tasting with a bright-red marinara sauce, cut in a square and served on a plate. It was a stark contrast to the typical kind found at other Italian-American restaurants, where it's heavy, drowned in a brick-colored sauce with long-cooked flavors, and served in an oval baking dish that's spent too much time under the broiler.

I went there a few days ago for the first time in decades, specifically to try that lasagna and figure out how to replicate it at home, but I was served something a lot closer to the typical lasagna instead of the one I remember. Is my memory faulty, or did they change the recipe at some point? And if they did change the recipe, do you remember the old one well enough to give me any tips about making it?

[-] Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago

I didn’t cook so I can’t help with a recipe but I think they used to hit it with a fresh scoop of sauce before it went out. I can’t remember if it was a standard though.

Some scenarios that might get you a less than stellar lasagna:

Someone plates it early and it sits under the warmer while the order is being cooked.

Someone in your party eats salad really slow or orders more than average of salad or soup. Servers put a “hold” on food so the ticket floats until a predetermined time they select or until they manually push it. So if I expect your chicken to take 8 minutes and set a hold for 7 but get busy and a third salad bowl is ordered, my float might have expired while I was greeting another table. Now I have to either bring your food early and risk you feeling rushed or leave it under the warmer until you’re done with salad. It’s tricky!

Serving is hard y’all, the difference between 20% and no tip can happen in minutes, and it can totally not even be something you have control over. Time feels different when you’re sitting there waiting for me to finish my mandatory greeting talking points so you can ask for more bread. I’m glad I found my way out of doing it and I still get uncomfortable when I can see my server struggling anywhere I eat.

[-] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

I hate the weird power imbalance that tipping culture creates in American restaurants. I don’t go out to eat that often, but I always try to be super chill with the server and tip well. I can’t begin to imagine having to do that job.

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Life is easier if you just always tip 20% no matter what. I go to restaurants to eat. It's not my job to judge the waiter, and who am I to judge someone I don't know on a job I've never done?

Tipping is stupid, yes, but that's the culture and people need it to live. Only exception I make is if a restaurant has a required gratuity (usually 18%), I don't tip any additional.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

It is really bizarre. I worked at a wannabe-Chili's restaurant in the Midwest for a while. The most unexpected thing I learned was that college-aged couples understood the struggle. Different people on different occasions, they'd be super easy-going, and they tipped me $20 on a bill of like $18.

This made such a huge difference when I was making literally $2.13 an hour.

Bigger families with kids or stuffy "business meeting " people usually ran you ragged and tipped like garbage, also while leaving the surrounding area absolutely demolished after camping around long after their meal.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

the difference between 20% and no tip can happen in minutes, and it can totally not even be something you have control over

Make sure to split your tips hard, kids. You cut them in well enough and you get the occasional heroic play to save your table.

Hated waitering, but I loved the take-home, even in the '90s.

[-] Copythis@lemmy.world 72 points 7 months ago

I always thought this too until I had the opportunity to go into an Olive Garden kitchen.

The chef back there was very, very proud of the work they put into the food there. Almost everything is hand made. It was really nice to see.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You mean he actually boiled the pasta and tossed the salad?

I'm exaggerating but when you think about the things that Olive Garden are known for (unlimited bread sticks, and their soup and salad deals), they're all essentially premade. I don't know many people who go there for the steak, for example.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 23 points 7 months ago

Prep-cooks aren't a new thing.

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[-] Ibex0@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I was not expecting this.

[-] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

Olive garden is always a great experience for me. Never had the impression that the food was microwaved. Probably best not to pay a meme that much attention

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 41 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, the famous, Chef Mike.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago

world's fastest chef

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago
[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Is that what Roe v. Wave was about?

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Exactly, that debate really did heat up

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

That lasagna was an abortion.

[-] just_change_it@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I always thought his last name was Krowave

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[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Why do we need chain restaurants? Just replace them with Automats

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

I've always wondered why automats aren't really a thing.

There are even robotic pizza vending machines and stuff now.... We have the technology to do it.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That would still be a chain restaurants, just automatic with no humans. Well maybe "restaurant" could be a stretch but like you would get chains still, like McDonalds automats or whatever.

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I would love a real automat!

[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I mean if they are going to serve food like this it might as well be via Automat

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Chef Mike works super hard!

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Chef Boyardeez arms tired from opening all those cans...

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Fuck that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I'm going to steal this and use it on my wife.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Ok, just said this to my wife and she cracked up.

[-] qwertyWarlord@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Chef Mike! Always coming in clutch for so many people 🥲

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What a coincidence my in-home chef looks just like him! And get this: his name is also Mike!

[-] lledrtx@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

From the Rowave family?

🤌🤌🤌

[-] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 7 months ago

Signor Smeg

[-] eddietrax@dmv.social 2 points 7 months ago

It’s the McDonalds of Italian cuisine

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