Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.
Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.
No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.
god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺
Yeah! Do you know some people don't even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?
I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I'll just increase the rent to compensate
I bet she didn't even tip.
She only tipped the chair. Typical.
One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip
Goodness, I can't imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It's hard work not doing anything all year!
Perhaps this single mother should've tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.
Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.
Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.
I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!
Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.
buying avocados will kill you
Single Mother
One Corpse....
Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer
Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.
Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.
"Your honor, she never tipped me even once!"
If you can't afford bread, just eat the rich
Jesus
This man is definitely not Jesus
He is written to be Republican Jesus
“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!
Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you'll get your lost rent money back.
Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff's assa- I mean suicide
Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!
"But I won't."
The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...
A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I'll believe it when I see it
Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.
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