Esoteir

joined 5 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

back in my day if a poster even pretended they knew wtf a buca di beppo was they would have to moderate fakenews for an entire week as punishment

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah they started doing a bit where they would ask people if they were italian and then livestream themselves shitting in a bowl of pasta with their username written on it

they took about forty seven shits before the admins finally were able to contact the local olive garden supplying the pasta and tell them to ban them from the restaurant

last I heard they're on lemmygrad now shitting into red lobster boil bags lenin-pensive

legally though i do have to say this is all just a fakenews joke for badposting

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (6 children)

so basically JohnBrown317 posted a bit about the admins banning someone for being italian, but that caused a struggle session over actual anti-italian sentiments on the site, which caused a bunch of libs coming in from other fediverse sites to start waxing poetic about columbus, which ended up in another ban wave it was wild. unfortunately poop_pheasant caught a stray ban during this for flying too close to the bit sun

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

sicko-yes brawl minus, ganondorf

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

all roads lead to repo man lenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago (4 children)

im sorry to do this but this is literally an XKCD bit 😔

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I can see them losing a lot of people with this Epstein shit.

i dont see this at all lmao, once trump's term and therefore usefulness comes to an end, people like MTG will run off of MMAGAGA, making maga great again, and say that trump was bought out by the pedophile elite unlike them, the true inheritors of the maga

this of course will start off a maga succession war kinda like HBO Max's House of the Dragon, but at the end the next unpedophile candidate will run on full steam at least until Epstein 2

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (6 children)

obsidian desperately needs to stop making FPS games and go back to making real-time with pause games lenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

yeah so basically the outer worlds game is a really, really lib satire of space capitalism where the game's "good" solution to each planet's problems are either centrism or replacing the bad capitalism (outdated 1900s capitalism pastiche) guy with the good capitalism (ethical capitalism where workers are off on the weekends!) guy

the tweet is a reference to another game that their CEO said was going to be 80 dollars and then walked it back to 70 dollars, so they're doing a really shitty joke "haha guys remember when that OTHER game set their game price too high and hiked it back?" while selling their game for seventy dollars

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

ong one of the highlights of the year for me was the new captain america movie bombing so hard they put ne zha 2 into imax theaters, shit was an absolute treat skeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

not only is outer worlds bad, but its existence legit pmo because whenever i try to recommend people to play outer wilds they confuse it with outer worlds agony

 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
 

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An indie RPG bundle with 500+ games and supplements on itch.io with proceeds going to Florida charities, so far it's raised 160k :trans-ferret:

Biggest standouts from looking at the first page:

Wanderhome - Pastoral fantasy game where you play as cute animal-folk wandering around and slowly dealing with their trauma rather than trying to solve every problem in every town they stop in. The art is whimsical as fuck, and it's made to be GM-agnostic so you can play it either without or with a GM depending on what floats your boat

FIST - A light and easy to learn system where you make rogue paranormal mercenaries and do some crazy shit in the Cold War era. Inspired by METAL GEAR, A-Team, and Doom Patrol. Also in the bundle is MANDELBROT SET, a campaign kit for FIST

Gubat Banwa - Filipino folklore RPG inspired by tactical combat-focused games like Lancer, ICON, and D&D 4e. Uses the separate narrative/combat system concept like Lancer and has rad art

Maharlika RPG - Filipino folklore RPG but this time with giant fucking robots. Also inspired by Lancer and D&D 4e and also has rad art

Thirsty Sword Lesbians - A PbtA She-Ra inspired game where you play as angsty disaster lesbians and get into sword fights but end up kissing in some intergalactic war. Looks adaptable to almost any setting, as the playbooks/classes are based on different emotional conflicts

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