Esoteir

joined 5 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

obsidian desperately needs to stop making FPS games and go back to making real-time with pause games lenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

yeah so basically the outer worlds game is a really, really lib satire of space capitalism where the game's "good" solution to each planet's problems are either centrism or replacing the bad capitalism (outdated 1900s capitalism pastiche) guy with the good capitalism (ethical capitalism where workers are off on the weekends!) guy

the tweet is a reference to another game that their CEO said was going to be 80 dollars and then walked it back to 70 dollars, so they're doing a really shitty joke "haha guys remember when that OTHER game set their game price too high and hiked it back?" while selling their game for seventy dollars

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

ong one of the highlights of the year for me was the new captain america movie bombing so hard they put ne zha 2 into imax theaters, shit was an absolute treat skeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 30 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

not only is outer worlds bad, but its existence legit pmo because whenever i try to recommend people to play outer wilds they confuse it with outer worlds agony

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you know whoever made this is a shoelib when the most materialist shoe of all time (the toe shoe) isn't the communist shoe brow

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

for sure, if they exclusively play indie multiplayer games they should be fine without dual booting

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

this popped into my brain on seeing the poster so i had to make it

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (8 children)

to mirror the rest of the thread since everyone here has pretty much answered everything: if you regularly play new multiplayer games you will not be able to do that without dual booting, and if you dual boot i highly recommend you use a separate drive for that if possible

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

just want to say OP, this thread won't get the attention it deserves but this is genuinely an all time classic, i thank you for your service reporting from the depths of the liberal trenches 07

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

not the indoor fake ahh grass brewing company roof facade complete with fairy lights doggirl-tears

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

bring back trepanning to gently drain the slurs from the caucasian brain biden-megamind

 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
 

https://itch.io/b/1753/ttrpgs-for-trans-rights-in-florida

An indie RPG bundle with 500+ games and supplements on itch.io with proceeds going to Florida charities, so far it's raised 160k :trans-ferret:

Biggest standouts from looking at the first page:

Wanderhome - Pastoral fantasy game where you play as cute animal-folk wandering around and slowly dealing with their trauma rather than trying to solve every problem in every town they stop in. The art is whimsical as fuck, and it's made to be GM-agnostic so you can play it either without or with a GM depending on what floats your boat

FIST - A light and easy to learn system where you make rogue paranormal mercenaries and do some crazy shit in the Cold War era. Inspired by METAL GEAR, A-Team, and Doom Patrol. Also in the bundle is MANDELBROT SET, a campaign kit for FIST

Gubat Banwa - Filipino folklore RPG inspired by tactical combat-focused games like Lancer, ICON, and D&D 4e. Uses the separate narrative/combat system concept like Lancer and has rad art

Maharlika RPG - Filipino folklore RPG but this time with giant fucking robots. Also inspired by Lancer and D&D 4e and also has rad art

Thirsty Sword Lesbians - A PbtA She-Ra inspired game where you play as angsty disaster lesbians and get into sword fights but end up kissing in some intergalactic war. Looks adaptable to almost any setting, as the playbooks/classes are based on different emotional conflicts

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