The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife's tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible

Chinas gonna launch a moom mission just to do a kickflip over the apollo 11 flag on a moon skateboard.

This has got to be a set up for some kind of rent seeking behavior right? They'll definitely create some kind of fast pass that costs $100 dollars a month that you'll need to pass a background check, have a social security number, and a permanent address to obtain.

I can't there's lead in it.

First calls for siccing animal control in furry kids, then calling all Hispanic people terrorists, now appointing the hate lady to the department of education. Oklahoma is really giving Florida a run for it's money in terms of being the worst state in the nation.

Man, that made up news story about a school in Wisconsin providing litter boxes to furry students really did a number on chuds brains huh.

Most hunters I know just wanna hang out in a cabin and drink beers with the bros. Same goes for ice fishing.

Americans only remember nine eleven because of the damage to private property. We didn't give a fuck about the pentagon on 9/11, we dont even talk of the people on that plane who died. We don't give a shit about all the hundreds of kids murdered in mass shootings, or simply run over by gigantic passenger vehicles. We didn't give a fuck when like five hundred people were shot in Vegas. We didn't give a shit about a 9/11 worth of people that died every single day for a while there during covid. But oh boy those two big shining towers of private property fall down and we're ready two start two wars and kill like three million people.

121 9/11's of just children.

Lol, lmao even

Those god damn commies aren't going corn, the most profitable crop, like the free market and god intended!