Maybe I get drafted and serve on an aircraft carrier. Assisting with ordinance handling. First person in history to frag a carrier. 
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You'd be greater than the Ghost of Kuwait.
hey grokkk how do i avoid overloading a naval nuclear reactor
First person in history to frag a carrier.
lmao
No oil. No treats. Just meat grinder or jail time.
Trump really can cook up a sales pitch.
It's incredible how Trump can just impose deeply unpopular agendas upon the American people with barely any pushback or repercussions whereas Democrats fail to deliver the promised policies that the majority want.
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"Do it or you're gay and woke" seems to be the salespitch and it's surprisingly effective
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I'm probably too old to be drafted so I'll never get my chance to do an officer fragging.
Gen Z and alpha, please make me proud.
Air Force, navy, coast guard, and space force have age limits around 41-42. Hopefully you missed that mark.
I briefly worked for NASA and am under 40. So, I am looking forward to being drafted into Space Force and do the first fragging in an office building.
Isn't that just going postal?
I get drafted onto an aircraft carrier or sub, i'm gonna make the reactor go prompt critical in dock
which of those is the least shitty to join? will they even bother drafting to those?
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mfw im too old to roll a grenade into the command tent
Give me a gun and put me in secure military installations. This will end well I assure you
Why draft? There's a perfectly good paramilitary force in America, trained and ready to go. ICE is ready to fight for America, let em at it.
they're for the sonora-chihuahua front opening in june 
the great satan lusts for heaps of skulls at all ends of the earth
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90% of Americans are 3 missed treats away from committing a mass casualty event. Good luck getting them away from their slop buckets long enough to enlist them
Born to early for global communism
Born too late to frag your superior officer
This is the only imaginable context in which Anerikkkan troops can be guided into quasi-anti-imperialism by the left so I guess go off? I don't think there are enough Burgerlanders willing to fight or die for this shit, I think we could actually organize them against this and into our spaces in the process.
we're gonna need even MORE poor people to die for Israel.
Military recruiters hate this one trick
So glad I am disabled sometimes. Then again I'd love to frag a superior officer
They call themselves superior, yet I have the grenade pin and they are riddled with fragments. Curious.
Good thing I'm disabled! Eat shit USA!
Okayokayokay... the right wing has been saying for something like 20 years now how standards for fitness and basic education are dropping among the USA'ian youth.
Who the fuck are they expecting to draft?
Private Jody McFraggot, reporting for duty!
Gotta get a legislative motion of congressional approval for the president to activate the Selective Service System. The president can't force conscription at will under the current system of power.
trump will tweet "I AM DRAFTING ALL MALES 16-45 INTO OUR GLORIOUS ARMED FORCES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER" and a heap of 100k randos will be shanghai'd to Kuwait before a federal circuit court wags its finger and says 'you cant do that Sir!'
"65 Democrats join Republicans in reinstating the draft with a 380-55 vote. The BURKA Act now heads to the Senate..."
BURGER Act
I can imagine him sending out "draft" letters that aren't legally enforceable, just to trick people into enlisting.
Can't wait to see ol' Donnie wiggle himself out of this conundrum
Trump's doing a lot of things he can't do
Oh please, the systems don't matter. They've made that very clear.
"Uh it's for national security"
if you submit to the draft remember to frag yourself and everyone around you
Guess which beloved institution supported by the Democrats (tm) will be doing the drafting on the streets?
sudden mass bonespurs epidemic
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