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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Air Force, navy, coast guard, and space force have age limits around 41-42. Hopefully you missed that mark.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I briefly worked for NASA and am under 40. So, I am looking forward to being drafted into Space Force and do the first fragging in an office building.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Isn't that just going postal?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago

I get drafted onto an aircraft carrier or sub, i'm gonna make the reactor go prompt critical in dock

[–] ForteanCum@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

which of those is the least shitty to join? will they even bother drafting to those?

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

gotta be space force, its not like youre going to space lol

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

shove me in a hellpod and drop me on tel aviv explosion

[–] KelquunDotre@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

I thought the implied purpose of establishing the space force was anti-satellite warfare.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

Probably space force and coast guard are the least shitty and no idea if they’ll bother drafting. Navy might be the most likely to do a draft. Air Force too but your vision might not be good enough.