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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Literally Lynched" he writes.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 59 points 1 month ago

"I was literally LYNCHED" bitch I wish, shut up.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

I was literally just GENOCIDED!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When did a crowd forget how to tar and feather a man?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I keep a bucket of warm tar in the trunk just for these occasions. Always watching for feather guy to help me out

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

This is why organizing is so, so, so, so important

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

It was a high of 12 F / -11 C yesterday, so I think the water balloons were about the same temperature as the welcome that prick got.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

sore-loser I tried to start a door to door lynch mob, but I was shown the door and that's unfair!

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I was just literally LYNCHED

thonk

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

"I was CENSORED."

"Damn, I wish it worked, shut the fuck up."


"I was just literally LYNCHED..."

"Damn, redacted-1redacted-2"

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] agentant@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

It's funny since I thought of this exact sketch when I read this

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

.......

you know what i mean

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

I fucked around and found out! boohoo

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He already opened a gofundme

The grift don’t stop

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

the whole point of the exercise

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damnit we really should've made one before him and accused his of being fake to take the money, next time

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For what? Some scrapes and bruises?

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Hey now, those are ER level boo boos and ouchies. He was LYNCHED, after all.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

This man is literally ONLY alive because a small handful of mostly nonwhite people helped usher him through the crowd to his hotel. If Jake Lang was actually capable of experiencing shame, I’d imagine he’d be pretty ashamed right now. Alas, he is not.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just literally lynched

False; chuds have informed us it's not a lynching unless someone is literally hanged

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also they unfortunately didn't even kill him, if you are lynched you don't go post about it on twitter because you're fucking dead

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow his tactical vest didn’t save him? Next time he might as well wear a prop vest.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear he didn't have any plates in that vest, so it pretty much was

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The plates would've been too heavy for the nazi cosplayer

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He looks like an actor I can't rememebr the name nor the movies he played in, it's driving me crazy

And a bit of Kirk too

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He looks like an actor I can't rememebr the name nor the movies he played in

One of the hill people in the hills have eyes?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hehe,

No but for real, an actor with receeding hairline and strong jaw/big mouth, who played a 40-50 something kinda pathetic man, not a main character.

Wait a minute I saw him in an Adam Friedland episode clip recently let me check

RICHARD BRUCE KIND

FUUCK FOUR HOURS OF MY LIFE

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

young chud version of Richard Kind

i can see the vision

also as a character actor, Richard Kind is goated. He's great at what he does

Loved his cameo part in Stargate SG-1.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Salah@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

White people using the word ‘lynched’ is infuriating. Same as ‘israelis’ who say they’d get lynched if they’d enter Palestinian territory.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a video somewhere of this?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: