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I don't get it
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I don't get it
To be fair, a Person with a PhD still can have Dunning-Kruger on other subjects.
Ben Carson is a great Neurosurgeon, but dumbass on politics.
Sorry to bring linguistics in to this, but this is why irratates me about the English language. This joke would not work in Chinese.
我在上班的路上看到一只狐狸。
Which is literally: I, on the way to work, saw a fox
You cannot rephrase it like the Dad Joke above:
我看到一只狐狸在上班的路上。
This would be: I saw a fox on the way to work
But it would not contain the double meaning of the "I" being the one going to work.
But, somehow, in English, you could just move the words around and make it very confusing.
Ugh 🤦♂️
(Sorry about the rant)
More like:
cat slips through the door and escapes outside
few second later
"LET ME INNNNN! 😾"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
KILL ALL NAZIS!
He transformed into a squid and flew away from this wretched planet.
Probably on the way to Alpha Centauri on a Squid-Spaceship
🦑🚀🌌
Its probably better place than whatever this hellhole we live on. Perhaps, its a planet of Hyper-Intelligent Squid-People! (Squids are some of the smartest creatures, according to certain scientists, who knows what Earth could've been without Humans)
Maybe they'll even have their own Squid Game? 🤔
(Wait, what does a planet of Squids call their Squid Game? 🤔🤔🤔)
Cool, lemmy test it:
Link to Pirates of the Caribbean (the 3rd movie): magnet:?xt=urn:btih:976CE4DA9AC1CDC032B854449541D3EA367C076D&dn=Pirates%20of%20the%20Caribbean%3A%20At%20World's%20End%20(2007)%201080p%20BrRip%20x264&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce
Oh shit its lemmy.world... oh well, see y'all in the mod logs 👀
Better yet, redacted by lemmy.world admins
My parents just pull the "mix cheap catfood with the expensive catfood" trick
No "SLAM" this time?