Keld

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

Especially the stinky ones

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

It didn't. O'bummer won his nobel peace prize for not being Bush

 

There, I made everyone mad.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

We were just chewing the fat while doing some schoolwork and the subject of the local diaspora community came up, which she thinks is going to die out.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 23 hours ago

I comfort myself that she didn't make any objection when I pointed out that as far as "Dying out" goes, continuing to have kids and live normal lives isn't the worst way to go.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

There's a very sweet girl in my class who is an israeli who made a whole spiel about jewish birthrates being too low and interfaith marriages too high.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm posting badly

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

It's a trans noun

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's like with flossing, you have to keep going until your gums stop bleeding.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

When you do it with lasagna sheets they call it Italian sashimi

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If kid starver decided to unilaterally close down the city of London and arrest everyone in there from one day to the next, I would in fact have to give it to him.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Yaoi Gargarin

 

That's right kids. Jesus. Imagine me sitting on a reversed chair.

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