OldQWERTYbastard

Have you tried turning your stem cells off and back on again?

It's still jarring to see a corporation make any sort of consumer-friendly gesture in 2026.

Good on Gabe.

We in the West haven't seen how bad it can get when the food supply is cut off. I hope I never do.

They pass some batshit legislation, but good on the land of fruits and nuts for going to bat for not killing games.

I've been purchasing separate start menu software since Microslop killed it in Windows 8. Start 11 from Stardock is worth the cost for me.

This happened to me. I was a pretty good kid; brainy too, but one history test kicked my ass. The teacher was the husband of my grandfather's sister. A distant family cut me a break.

This phenomenon can continue into adulthood too.

However, after a certain point it's not about the grades you make. It's about the hands you shake.

Filth. I hope they die a long, slow, painful death.

My cynical side suspects there may have been enough dipshits throughout history who claimed a small patch of land as a "sovereign state" for a short while before losing it.

250 years. We had a good run, but no empire lasts forever. I'm sure the Greeks, Romans, Ottomans and Mongols thought they would be around forever too.

Well no shit. One of those things is actually useful.