"So much of what running a business is about is figuring out 'how do I connect with people?'" Shaich told BI. "What motivates them, and how do I help them decide to affiliate with what the mission of the enterprise is?"

Money! Seriously, I don't want to connect with my CEO. Maybe a pizza party is just what I need

My dad always told me that when a company switches to single ply toilet paper, it's time to gtfo bc the writing is on the wall. Company's going under.

What you didn't know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

Like a camel going through the eye of a needle, but he never said we couldn't make a bigger needle!

Oh wow. I hate them with a passion haha

Oh yeah, and giving each person their own ringtone

Now there's some 'member berries

share this with workreform. they'll love it. I would link but forgot how

this is also not really a normal thing to do, but I tried trimming my armpit hair and had a huge reduction in sweat marks and BO immediately

In case anyone isn't in the know, Gov. Greg Abbott just removed mandatory water breaks for construction workers

I had to read the article because I didn't believe the headline. It's worse than the headline. holy fucking shit.

I'd say at the point you have to ask ;p