Tikiporch

No one at Taco Bell seems to know how to assemble a burrito correctly.

Buy at five, sell at ten. Where did they get three years as a data point?

We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.

To keep your head warm during sleep.

What was it?

For long trips, inevitably I'll down at least one coconut Red Bull and a packet of mini donuts. A concha if they have one of those stands with Bimbo pastries and sweets.

I hope not, it's really close to "fired" and it made me unnecessarily excited.

I know you're leaning into the Italian really hard, but you shouldn't feed dogs marinara.

Must wink at waitstaff upon ordering. No refunds.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

This guy does.

Probably because she lives in Louisville and would have to live with the consequences of her decision. She was appointed by Trump. I have no confidence this decision was based on anything other than self preservation. Louisvillians would burn her house down if she gave him one day.

Triangle.