Tikiporch

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No one at Taco Bell seems to know how to assemble a burrito correctly.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Buy at five, sell at ten. Where did they get three years as a data point?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

To keep your head warm during sleep.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

For long trips, inevitably I'll down at least one coconut Red Bull and a packet of mini donuts. A concha if they have one of those stands with Bimbo pastries and sweets.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hope not, it's really close to "fired" and it made me unnecessarily excited.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know you're leaning into the Italian really hard, but you shouldn't feed dogs marinara.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Must wink at waitstaff upon ordering. No refunds.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

This guy does.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Probably because she lives in Louisville and would have to live with the consequences of her decision. She was appointed by Trump. I have no confidence this decision was based on anything other than self preservation. Louisvillians would burn her house down if she gave him one day.

 

I tried the weeknight bolognese that ATK published, but it was not nearly as good as others I've had. I think there were too many shortcuts taken...

https://www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/9383-weeknight-tagliatelle-with-bolognese-sauce

So tell me, what is your go-to recipe for a flavorful pasta bolognese?

 
 

I'll start. I choose Ñ.

 

Maybe something you learned the hard way, or something you found out right before making a huge mistake.

E.g., for audiophiles: don't buy subwoofers from speaker companies, and don't buy speakers from subwoofer companies.

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