UndulyUnruly

joined 2 years ago
[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Now we’re talking!

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“Hey Siri, FIFTEEEEEEEN not fifty fuck”

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Is that the company that sells $800 pullovers?

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Mit Gott als mein Zeuge, er ist mittig entzweit!!

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It’s a Western movie trope based in the socio-economic and cultural fabric of the time.

A horse in frontier times would have been a highly priced possession for the owner, usually the most valuable of all in fact, aside from reflecting connection, trust and personal attachment between the two. Given the unforgiving environment, the loss, sudden absence or injury of one’s horse could be the difference between survival and swift and certain death.

Enter crime. Riding another’s horse would have been highly unusual and indicative of either a dire emergency necessitating such or, most likely, foul play.

The chicken being the hero or cause of calamity for the owner is inherently hilarious.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Auszug aus einem Versicherungsbericht:

“In der Rechtskurve bin ich unverschuldet mit den zwei äußeren Reifen in den porösen Seitenrand der Landstraße geraten, woraufhin das Auto ruckartig zu untersteuern begann, und 570grad um die Vertikalachse rotierte. Das Heck des Fahrzeug kollidierte unvorhergesehenerweise mit einer im Weg stehenden Eiche, welche das Auto abrupt in die nun entgegengesetzte Rotationsrichtung warf. Nach dieser Richtungsänderung, überschlug sich das Fahrzeug mehrfach, und der Motor wurde samt Getriebe und Vorderachse aus dem Chassis gerissen. Daraufhin rutschte das Fahrzeug auf dem Dach liegend einen steilen Abhang hinunter, und kam an einem großzügig dimensionierten Felsbrocken zum Stehen.

Genau zu diesem Zeitpunkt habe ich die Kontrolle über das Fahrzeug verloren.”

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Parasite Proboscis Pink is big in Japan currently.

 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/cooking/p/2056190/mildly-infuriating-my-dad-does-this-to-avoid-cutting-pepperoni

Mildly infuriating? "My dad does this to avoid cutting pepperoni"

(as seen at the evil empire, but I just had to liberate it)

So, uh... what's your pizza-disaster story, y'all? I'll go first.

Me, I used to deliver for Domino's, and it was tonnes more fun than I'd imagined. First order of business was getting myself this freakin' awesome powered-spotlight that plugged in to the cigarette lighter in my car, nominally so as to throw a spotlight on street addresses, at need. But hoh-my-god, that sucker was fun to play around with in general.

Also, like Ed Grimley, "I must say" that the tips were unusually good, to supplement the standard shit-wages of a delivery-boy. This was in 1990 btw, so wow... 36yrs ago, now. Tempus fugit, nonne?

Anyway, my most awkward encounter ever was the time I made a delivery, placed the pizza directly in to the man's hands, and... for whatever reason(s) he dropped it. Right in front of me. Right between us. Probably one of the earliest scammers I ever dealt with, but it was hella embarrassing and awkward, dammit. I sure as heck didn't know what to do or say...

How about you. Got anything..?

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That’s a comfy looking cat bed!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/10916344

For when you want to subtly display your kinks

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17663582

Would you wear em?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824

Thanks, I hate it

 

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/10076003

I think I would take pineapple over this

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12972156

I wanted something quick, tasty and bad for you. So I made ziti pizza

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630

Pizza on pineapple rule

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