Mods, I feel like this post should be removed for the incredibly biased and sensationalized body text.
I highly doubt anyone in a position of power is saying publically that victims of CSAM should be reclassified as "minor sex workers" or whatever the fuck you're talking about. You really do a good job of making yourself sound dumb and crazy, just like the MAGAts in the rest of the US.
Are you telling on yourself, OP?
Sea of Thieves really is something. It's gorgeous, it's fun, it has a relatively simple game loop that's very satisfying to do but can get up there in complexity, and can be super chill with the fishing and cooking stuff.
Edit: when I played, I was a solo slooper, so I mainly stuck to the volcano area and just took on all the Captain's Voyages I could get at a time. Those things just dump money on you.