Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In 2013 Reddit accidentally revealed the most "Reddit Addicted City" was Eglin Air Force Base. A city with a pop of 2.8k getting +100k visits. Neat.

The 2nd most popular city from that list, Oak Brook Il, is the HQ of Elsevier, a data analytics company & DOD subcontractor.

The Research Lab at Eglin AFB was cited in a 2014 paper on how to influence social groups to converge to a "common desired state"

It's been a decade since. How far do you think they've come?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Do you think the kind of circumstances that would lead to the 1% being ended would be conducive to another slotting itself in without problem?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Ok, yeah, but have you considered drugs are cool and good? Dont be a square.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hex, is it immoral to become your own omelas? Asking for a friend.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if instead of keratin scales, your hairs were covered in nematocysts like a jellyfish tentacle?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

I'm willing to bet he's got a childhood psychic weakness to Domino Penis like Eve Fartlow's.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Upvoting and also downbearing downbear

Call that post-edging

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I'm coming in a bit late, but i like it! xok

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I've been subscribed to this guys channel for a while, and over the years he has never learned how to pick up a cat unawkwardly.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Smear things on it

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

Surely someone beat me to this

 

No, Phallussy

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

lmao tiddy birds

 

boykisser We heard you like watching boys, dont you?


Strawberry & Chocolate (1993) - Documentary on the discovery of Neopolitan Ice-Cream.

CWs- Seggs, Suicidal ideations

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Pumping Iron (1977) - This one is just porn.

CWs- Drug use, Arnold Schwarzenegger says "Cum"

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


TRIPLE FEATURE CAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ALSO HIMBOTASTIC!

Thr Barbarians(1987) - The 1980's cocaine abuse epidemic blessed us with this.

CWs- Booba, Campy violence, animal abuse

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Somebody crosspost this around the federation and tell them its Himbo night

 

Cytube is operational again! Sorry for the outages. Also apologies to "Train to Busan" & "The Host", because i gotta find a prehosted versions or hardcode the subtitles, unless we wanna learn Korean.


Outland(1981) - It's always high noon in solar orbit. Very 1980's.

CWs - Violence, SA, Gore

IMDB Guide


Jennifer's Body(2009) - Demons keep being horny, and its a bad time.

CWs- Violence, SA, Gore, Gratuitous woog

IMDB Guide

DidtheDogDie?


See yall tonight.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
 

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.


Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

 

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

 

https://cytu.be/r/hexbear

Get in, comrades. Ep. 6 to 10 tonight.

Crossposting because I can't sticky this in c/anime

 

It's true, all of it. It's December, it's movie nomination time, the love for our comrades, the fact that this is a crosspost. It's all there. Check it out.

 

I'm not copying the whole thing. That's klunky. Just go here. Look at it.

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