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Imagine if you could feel your hair growing all over your body all the time in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if instead of keratin scales, your hairs were covered in nematocysts like a jellyfish tentacle?

They're spooked in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

I'm willing to bet he's got a childhood psychic weakness to Domino Penis like Eve Fartlow's.

Men of Hexbear : you may not cum until this post gets 100 upvotes in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Upvoting and also downbearing downbear

Call that post-edging

Post here and I'll reply with a quick doodle of how I think you'd look as a Kirby character. in c/art@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I'm coming in a bit late, but i like it! xok

Character Development in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I've been subscribed to this guys channel for a while, and over the years he has never learned how to pick up a cat unawkwardly.

It finally happened. It finally happened you guys! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Smear things on it

Post here and I'll reply with a quick doodle of how I think you'd look as a Kirby character. in c/art@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lmao

ANNOUNCEMENT: I have Finally Unlocked the Secrets of the Universe in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When are they releasing the juchero?

Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett approaching the Confederate States of America stance that West Virginia is an illegitimate state that should not exist in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is the medium domino in the chain that leads to the full cardinality of Virginia.

KAMALAMENTUM 🐝🥥🥥WE ARE SO BACK this is not a drill IT'S HER TURN in c/electoralism@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a top-cop stamping on a human face - Forever

Momma Mia! CW: Meat in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

07 For foolhardy bravery

Momma Mia! CW: Meat in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Maybe this is the mod of Hexbear? (hexbear.net)
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Surely someone beat me to this

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Fallacy? (hexbear.net)
 

No, Phallussy

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Know your cryptid (hexbear.net)
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lmao tiddy birds

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FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT - "Strawberry & Chocolate"(1993) & "Pumping Iron"(1977) & "The Barbarians"(1987) - PLAYING AT 04:00 MSK (live.hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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boykisser We heard you like watching boys, dont you?

Strawberry & Chocolate (1993) - Documentary on the discovery of Neopolitan Ice-Cream.

CWs- Seggs, Suicidal ideations

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?

Pumping Iron (1977) - This one is just porn.

CWs- Drug use, Arnold Schwarzenegger says "Cum"

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?

TRIPLE FEATURE CAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ALSO HIMBOTASTIC!

Thr Barbarians(1987) - The 1980's cocaine abuse epidemic blessed us with this.

CWs- Booba, Campy violence, animal abuse

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?

Somebody crosspost this around the federation and tell them its Himbo night

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HEXBEAR FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT - Outland(1981) & Jennifer's Body(2009) - PLAYING AT 04:00 MSK (live.hexbear.net)
 

Cytube is operational again! Sorry for the outages. Also apologies to "Train to Busan" & "The Host", because i gotta find a prehosted versions or hardcode the subtitles, unless we wanna learn Korean.

Outland(1981) - It's always high noon in solar orbit. Very 1980's.

CWs - Violence, SA, Gore

IMDB Guide

Jennifer's Body(2009) - Demons keep being horny, and its a bad time.

CWs- Violence, SA, Gore, Gratuitous woog

IMDB Guide

DidtheDogDie?

See yall tonight.

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MOVIE NOMINATION THREAD FOR AUGUST (cytu.be)
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IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.

Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

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Druids Rock (youtu.be)
 

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

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We're watching the OG Gundam (1979) right now, come join us (cytu.be)
 

https://cytu.be/r/hexbear

Get in, comrades. Ep. 6 to 10 tonight.

Crossposting because I can't sticky this in c/anime

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December Movie Nomination for 5/12 - We love our trans comrades - The Crosspost (hexbear.net)
 

It's true, all of it. It's December, it's movie nomination time, the love for our comrades, the fact that this is a crosspost. It's all there. Check it out.

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November Movie Nomination thread (hexbear.net)
 

Movie time

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SCHEDULE FOR MOVIES WHAT SHOW ON FRIDAY NESTED WITHIN OCTOBER - CYTUBE EDITION - ANNOUNCEMENT CROSSTHREAD (hexbear.net)
 

Hot fresh Queue for the trough

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October Movie Nomination thread - ft. The CIA & King Koopa & a SPECIAL HOLIDAY ANNOUNCEMENT (hexbear.net)
 

I'm not copying the whole thing. That's klunky. Just go here. Look at it.

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