Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm dumb as hell and thought those were marshmallows at first. Not sure if that is better or worse

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

You say fuck off now, but wait till you get them in the ground. Then you got slugs and cutworms all over your peps and you'll wish you had a conveniently portable toad.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

God gave Noah a rainbow sign

No more water

Fire next time

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If ur ever chased by a vampire, stop running immediately and start pissing all over the floor. The vampire will have to stop and count the drips, and cant cross running water anyways

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

"Socialist"

Incapable of healthy socializing

pathetic

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

The train in question:

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

That's a pentacle, Usually a protective or binding ward. The button takes you to the original instance the poster is from, but its shaped like that to protect you from bad vibes.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but who's on first

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Crackers always think they're safe, part of the whole 'hubris' thing.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Obvious balls, based on pee pee

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago (6 children)

The right to interdict foreign vessels trespassing into Yemeni waters, yes. If i was a ship captain trying to bypass a Yemeni blockade, I'd stay out of the red sea near Yemen. That would keep me the safest.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

All oracle posting is GOOD POSTing 07

 

"The Craft"(1996) - Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman utilize their family heritage of dark magic to resurrect their terrible boyfriend, and must summon the perfect himbo to fight him.

CWs- Violence, SA, child abuse, rascism, shitload of spiders & sneks

IMBD

DoestheDogDie?


"John Wick: Chapter 4" - It's "Shoot-em-up" but with dogs instead of people or something. IDK, I've never seen a John Wick movie.

CWs- Violence, Animal Abuse, a director that probably thought "Wanted"(2008) was a good movie

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


Next Nomination thread for September coming up this weekend, unless i get really busy and/or high.

Thanks to our beautiful mods, the cytube crew, our Fed handlers, and Viewers like you! heart-sickle

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Surely someone beat me to this

 

No, Phallussy

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Know your cryptid (hexbear.net)
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lmao tiddy birds

 

boykisser We heard you like watching boys, dont you?


Strawberry & Chocolate (1993) - Documentary on the discovery of Neopolitan Ice-Cream.

CWs- Seggs, Suicidal ideations

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Pumping Iron (1977) - This one is just porn.

CWs- Drug use, Arnold Schwarzenegger says "Cum"

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


TRIPLE FEATURE CAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ALSO HIMBOTASTIC!

Thr Barbarians(1987) - The 1980's cocaine abuse epidemic blessed us with this.

CWs- Booba, Campy violence, animal abuse

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Somebody crosspost this around the federation and tell them its Himbo night

 

Cytube is operational again! Sorry for the outages. Also apologies to "Train to Busan" & "The Host", because i gotta find a prehosted versions or hardcode the subtitles, unless we wanna learn Korean.


Outland(1981) - It's always high noon in solar orbit. Very 1980's.

CWs - Violence, SA, Gore

IMDB Guide


Jennifer's Body(2009) - Demons keep being horny, and its a bad time.

CWs- Violence, SA, Gore, Gratuitous woog

IMDB Guide

DidtheDogDie?


See yall tonight.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
 

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.


Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

 

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

 

https://cytu.be/r/hexbear

Get in, comrades. Ep. 6 to 10 tonight.

Crossposting because I can't sticky this in c/anime

 

It's true, all of it. It's December, it's movie nomination time, the love for our comrades, the fact that this is a crosspost. It's all there. Check it out.

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