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[–] context@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

these were actually invented by st. nacho in the late first century

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignatius_of_Antioch

Spanish: Ignacio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_(given_name)

Nacho is the common short form of the Spanish name Ignacio.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AYO NACHO LIBRE!

Protestants BTFO Nachos are papist snackies!

[–] context@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this st. nacho was before anything that could be considered a proper papacy had been established. pre-schism. the most famous other st. nacho founded the jesuits in the 16th century, of course, but nachos were already present in moscow around the same time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignatius_of_Moscow

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Nachos are a duginist plot to reunite the catholic and orthodox curches into a super mega ultra church that'll go around eating all of the little churches before plunging all of europe into a wormhole that goes straight to hell

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Cheesus Christ!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

And now with 'Murican Pope we can look forward to Doritos Locos communion wafers! Maybe wash it down with some of the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of Christ phoenix-think

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm dumb as hell and thought those were marshmallows at first. Not sure if that is better or worse

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... worse i'd say. I'm not big on mixing the sphere of sweet flavors with the sphere of savory flavors

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends. But marshmallows and cheese sound awful

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It does, but I wonder if it would work out to be something like cheesecake. Depends on the cheese.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe those cute tiny marshmallows on top of a cheesecake would be good...

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The new Popemobile will be a Monster Truck.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

with a can of monster painted on the side! I can hear all the protestants pulling their hair out calling that advertizing of america's number 1 energy drink as satanic brainwashing already!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

American protestants often make me glad I was raised Catholic.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

The body of Christ, the hyperlipidemic blood of Christ

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

the only blasphemy here is that they haven't been deep fat fried yet for that true americana taste

kind of like this

Also Panis communio per orationem eucharisticam nondum sanctificata est. yet.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's disrespectful, but communion wafers are just pretty shitty crackers until they have gone through transubstantiation, afaik.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Ew, ew, just ew

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

get ready communion burgers and diet coke

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

thats kraut speak for saying "great hosts" I agree so-you-agree

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago