dannoffs

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ITT we vote for the new domain in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Whitehouse.com

if we want this site to survive we gotta put on the best goddamn talent show the net’s ever seen in c/main@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I can estimate within 10 minutes how long it will take to get to midtown Sacramento by car from anywhere in rural northern California. I have to be driving though.

Bill In the US House To Authorize The President To Enter Into Negotiations To Acquire Greenland And To Rename Greenland As "Red, White, and Blueland" in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Trying to come shitpost about this bill is how I learned hexbear was kill

Dear Americans. Damn, God and Hell aren't swears. Lmao in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was raised southern baptist and I can assure you that these people exist.

Caption This in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

"If you guys are free later, my band is the music at lost leaf tonight. It's ska but we work in some hip-hop beats"

A real thing said to me by a guy that looks like this.

rationalists be like “you dont get it, its the scariest thing I’ve ever read, I’m sparing you” and its just making up an evil robot in your head that kills you forever and crying about it in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Imagine a powerful omniscient future AI that reincarnates your consciousness if you believe in rokos basilisk and gives you swirlies forever.

Final Fantasy X is a lot prettier than I remember. in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, right and wrong.

Final Fantasy X is a lot prettier than I remember. in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Hard disagree. Blitzball is one of the worst mini games ever put in a JRPG.

Logging onto hexbear in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Under communism we will all have 150% keyboards and do all of our computing in EMACS

It's incredible what kind of console FPS controls we tolerated before Halo came along in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

GoldenEye let's you plug in two controllers and play with two analog sticks. Controller mode 2.2 is pretty close to how FPSs on controllers play now.

The S in USSR stands for Sigma in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Union of Super Sigma Redditors

MODS! MODS! THE EVIL TANKIES ARE BULLYING ME FOR MY POSTS! in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just say "tinyman square whinnie the poop west tiewan" and Xi Jinping will disappear them if they click on it.

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Incredible things happening on Xiaohongshu (hexbear.net)
 
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An unbreakable record (hexbear.net)
 
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What on earth is this load out? (hexbear.net)
 

Dual wielding a crossbow and a pistol? One glove? Distinctive colorful clothing? Repeatedly ringing the doorbell even when there's a pile of mail outside?

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The Green m&m: An Analysis (youtu.be)
 

Woke Karen makes his first full length video essay

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Harris campaign launches Fortnite map (www.gamespot.com)
 

God is dead and gamers killed him

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If you make a habit tracker and/or planner app that doesn't let you delete all of the example data at once I hate you. (hexbear.net)
 

If I have to go through and delete or check off each of the 20 preset tasks one by one I am uninstalling your app

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Never forget the real 9/11, when San Francisco fell to communism. (hexbear.net)
 
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504 (hexbear.net)
 
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TIL: Bill Murray improvised all of his lines in the golf themed comedy classic Caddyshack™ distributed by Warner Brothers Pictures (hexbear.net)
 

He's ranting on Elon Musk's X.com right now about how GDQ is the perfect example of "go woke, go broke" and that they should unban RwhiteGoose.

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Ran into this guy in the desert. (hexbear.net)
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He told me to read Lenin

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If communism is so cool how come the Soviets didn't invent Tang? (hexbear.net)
 
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For the old hexbears, favorite TRS-80 games? (hexbear.net)
 

I found a TRS-80 Model 4 at Goodwill the other day and was anticipating having to spend some time fixing it up but it all just works. Even both disk drives and the LSDOS 6.3 floppy that was inside work like they're brand new. I have some parts on the way to make a cassette cable so I can load programs from my laptop instead of typing the basic in by hand. Any recs? If it matters it's one of the B&W (not green) ones with 128k RAM.

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