i can guess how many beans are in a jar if it's less than 10 beans

I can estimate within 10 minutes how long it will take to get to midtown Sacramento by car from anywhere in rural northern California. I have to be driving though.

i can juggle with 1 balls

I can interact with a liberal for 30 mins without losing my sanity. Try to beat that!

I can do the William Tell apple shot, but only with billionaires and probably only once before someone gets suspicious

I can take a shit for a really long time

Hey dol merry dol I can sing

I can triforce with my hands, people love that one

I'm really really obnoxious

i can talk about how any mainstream movie is leftist or not leftist enough

I am just going to tell the liberals it will be okay and they can go back to brunch. I will get a standing ovation.

Are we going to kidnap Jack Black?

I can use a bidet on stage

we're gonna need more beans

I can make obnoxious noises with a guitar and call it music. Somehow people seem to like that

I can slap my own ass

But we only have 24 hours to raise the money!