It's a shame those evil, stupid, unwashed masses are so evil and stupid! Not like us enlightened and educated people who voted for a Cheney loving genocidal cop. Wow they really do think the US has ever been some kind of beacon of freedom and democracy. I legit feel bad for this person. They actually want to fight for their rights in some way and they're being patronized and finger waggled for it.

"Do not dare question the system. The system is perfect. There is no alternative. To fight the system is to be just like those looney extremists. To sit back and let the world crumble to dust because of a paper that rich slave owners made hundreds of years ago is the only sane and normal option. You are a stupid child who deserves to be mocked for thinking otherwise."

Lmao. Yeah remember when we killed some arab dude that we funded to stop communists and that totally solved all our problems? Let's do the same with the Russian dude we funded to stop communists.

When the worst thing about your enemy winning is you might have to learn a language that isn't English. (This is a weird boomer form of xenophobia I've encountered before. When I was a kid my mom used to always say "if we didn't win WW2 we'd all be speaking Japanese right now. As if that's the worst thing about losing lmao.)

Translation:

The Kremlin said so recently, right? Last week there were a bunch of warnings, that russia was going to target underseas cables to damage NATO-members specifically.

I thought so but was unable to find anything in 30 seconds of looking it up on the web.

The context is literally some internet cable between germany and finland being damaged.

Alternative Titles I came up with:

KREML KREML KREML KREML

IT APPEARED TO ME IN A DREAM

SOURCE? MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!

GERMANS ARE A SERIOUS PEOPLE AND A SERIOUS COUNTRY

Thank you. I'll be here all night and don’t forget to tip your bartender on the way out.

The truth about capitalism is not oppression but the highest living standards our species has ever known. Kids should learn about that

welcome to class children

Everyone in the replies like “hE cAn’T dEcLaRe mArTiAL LaW iT’s iLLeGaL yOu aRe MaKiNg StUfF uP”

...oh

Oh no...

And finally, in a post lamenting that the unwashed masses are just too stupid to vote for the smol bean war crime party, liberals prove that they even fail to learn a lesson even when they are hit over the head by people telling them point blank why they didn't vote Young people will tell them this through a megaphone and these neolibs will still bleat "Duuuuh how did we lose, I guess we just have to be more right-wing!"

https://hexbear.net/post/3930124

Never believe Russian state media - unless it's saying Tulsi Gabbard is Russia's girlfriend. That is totally legit. /s

Tulcels in shambles!

https://x.com/pissvortex/status/1857953692806435221

Link

BONUS! “As a black man, I think slavery is too good for us”

Joint naval invasion of Baku by Russia and Iran march 2025 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏