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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 125 points 6 months ago

I'd be more suspicious of a person coming to my door purely just to educate me on cool science things. I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that he's trying to sell me something.

At least with religion I know their game and I know I'm not interested but science that's interesting.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 70 points 6 months ago

They spend an hour talking about the possibility of life on Venus then they whip out the vacuum cleaner

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Better than a set of steak knives. Because that conversation goes very differently.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 46 points 6 months ago

listen, you know you want that encyclopedia. imgaine how good it would look. women will swoon at your big books. you know what big books mean.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 33 points 6 months ago

A man who has big books... has a big... bookshelf.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 21 points 6 months ago

and big brains, thats right.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 16 points 6 months ago

They sing a song about the vastness of space and then they start harvesting your organs.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Did somebody say...organs...

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

That's how vampires get in the door. Don’t fall for it.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 6 months ago

No, we use more subtle methods...

(No elaboration shall be provided.)

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I'd be more suspicious of them telling me life exists on Venus, specifically. Last I heard it was a hot-ass gaseous atmosphere made of acid. My money is still on Europa.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Boy, have I got news for you!


/j

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I'd be hella suspicious untill he left while not selling me anything

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 2 points 6 months ago

Religion people are trying to sell you stuff too so same difference

this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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