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[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 107 points 4 months ago

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French "mardi", "day of mars", ig).

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 points 4 months ago

I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that's 50% of all world wars right there.

[-] psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 12 points 4 months ago

Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It wasn't Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it's like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

[-] psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

my bad! on T u e s d a ys i'm actually totally free so

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Truly the voice of several generations.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.

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