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She put a cover on her head and just started praying in Punjabi, wtf

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[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 66 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Its definitely not this but it would be very funny if 1) this near death experience made trump see god, but like not christian god, and he's just sikh now, or 2) he just gets super religious but tries to be inclusive of all religions in it.

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago
  1. this near death experience made trump see god, but like not christian god, and he's just sikh now

This would be so fucking funny. Imagining him saying Sikh shit in his cadence and trying to grow a beard

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

imagine the comically large kirpan he'd carry

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

a-little-trolling "Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We're going to build a wall around Britain, and they're going to pay for it. We're going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it." cheeto

[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Folks, the woke left don't want you to know that all men are Li-ons, and all women are princesses. I'll tell you about another Li-on, Rum Tum Tugger from Catsss...

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 months ago

biggest kirpan in the world folks are saying, many are saying it

[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It would be fantastic. He changes his name to Donald Singh and changes the big Trump on his tower to be Singh.

Him saying Lion but it's "LYE-ohn"

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

growing out his hair super long so he can wrap it

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The only person in human history to grow 6ft of hair in a weekend

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

It’d be funny because aren’t the core values of Sikhism like…not him at all?

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Trump is on his new age kumbaya tour to synthesize all religions

[-] Boredom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Another antichrist box checked

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

he just gets super religious but tries to be inclusive of all religions in it.

isnt this like, what boy scouts do lol

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I would love to see how this effects the evangelical vote

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Trump has a near-death conversion to Sikhism

where is cum town when you need it

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