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  • At 78 years old, former President Donald Trump is now the oldest nominee running for president.
  • Joe Biden, 81, dropped out of the race on Sunday and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris, 59.
  • If she becomes the Democratic nominee, Harris' age could be an advantage against Trump.
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[-] card797@champserver.net 277 points 5 months ago
[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 268 points 5 months ago

Old sleepy Don. They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 88 points 5 months ago

They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.

And everyone really is saying it, too

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago
[-] synae 13 points 5 months ago

Many people have been saying it for a long time, folks

[-] felbane@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

The best people.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

Hell, he's probably saying it, too

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have the biggest cognitive decline, just tremendous, all the doctors are saying it, they're saying "sir, your cognitive decline has been faster than I've seen in anyone else." I make no sense at all, it's amazing folks

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Careful there. Next thing you know all his cult followers will be running around in straitjackets as a show of support.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

~~Mr. Trump~~ SIR, your cognitive decline has been faster than I've seen in anyone else.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 5 months ago

Ha yeah true that's much closer to the real thing. Gonna shamelessly edit that in

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 63 points 5 months ago
[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

As a nickname, yes. For POTUS, hell no.

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Oh of course. I just know he does the alliteration thing for insulting others because he's dumb and his base is too. Which unfortunately makes it effective.

So giving ole Diaper Don some alliterative handles is both too easy and fun. There are tons of options and I'm sure Dumbass Don would love to hear them all.

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 16 points 5 months ago

Don poorleone apparently really irks him.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Target Practice Trump.

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Solid clarification!

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I prefer Drowsy Don but I'm all in on whatever all y'all decide as long as it has alliteration.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I like Diaper Don.

It suggests he's a crybaby. It ties in with sleepiness because babies get sleepy too. It implies the loss of control over his body, which also suggests his mind is also probably going. It makes you wonder if he's walking around with shit in his pants. And, it's hard for them to refute.

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I think Don-OLD Trump is simple and effective.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Everybody's talking about how they can't even see the tears in his eyes cuz it looks like his eyelids are practically sewn shut

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Hell, he probably said it himself during that interminable incoherent ramble he called an acceptance speech. Nobody noticed because everyone's ears had gone numb by then.

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