I ascribe to the OG wokeism of be excellent to each other as described by the theorists Bill and Ted.

I'm a Woxhaist 🇦🇱🏳️‍🌈

I am, of course, the resident Anarcho-Wokeist with Chaos characteristics.

I subscribe to accellerationist post-wokeist posadism

So I think we should be absolutely horrible bigots, but equally to every group¹, and that we can only have inclusion and not-being-a-dick when the aliens (those filthy tentacle-fucking sponge eaters) come to staff our HR departments and run our media, and we should just make our radio shell as vile as possible as a cosmic cry for help so they understand how urgent it is and hurry the fuck up.

¹so i had to memorize not just the Wikipedia page 'list of ethnic slurs' but like the groups like Jews that got their own separate 'list of slurs for' pages. This counts as reading theory BTW, and I have a satellite dish broadcasting them all straight up at a power both the FCC and my local electric utility very much object to. What have you done for wokeness lately, huh?

Wokist-Snowflakeism.