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[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago (5 children)

How do you accidentally sleep with someone?

[–] regul@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

I've seen a documentary about this. She probably slipped.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Mashed the skip cutscene button too many times and Adam Sandler'd her way from sitting next to each other enjoying some room temperature beer under a portrait of the late Queen all the way to finishing up having a shag in the backseat of a car with the windows all fogged up like the Titanic sex scene.

Except the car is this:

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

She probably thought he was older than 19, I'm assuming that's the "accident" here, that he was a teenager and not much older than her children.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

no shade but did she not talk to him for like more than 5 minutes? thats usually the dead giveaway. not hating on the younger crew around here but as someone who is ancient its obvious to us

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

it's what people with most of the power in a dynamic call it when they want to disclaim any agency and elide responsibility for their actions.