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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In their defense, I did not see any black people in the crowd.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should have painted the target black and the sniper would have 360 no scoped it. Also the dead weight dummy wasn't white, clearly the reason why the pigs struggled.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be fair even with the power of racism on his side, by the time he started setting up the Chinese sniper had already finished the job

He ain't beating that even if he was the most racist man in the world

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Uncle Ruckus would have nailed it I tell ya hwat.

Edit: By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they're out at 56

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they're out at 56

I know right? I was just talking about how the Chinese sniper had already set up before the pig got up the stairs and took his shot before the pig even got his sniper rifle into position but the whole team finishing before the pig took his shot is just chefs-kiss xi-lib-tears

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There's something comic about the way they cut to the top of the stairs after being on B-roll for a painfully long period and HES STILL NOT THERE YET. They hold the camera, surely he's up soon right? Nope

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Not to mention the way only 2 of them carried the dummy while the other just sort of walked behind them lol

That was like a fucking Tim and Eric bit

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

The third guy was there to plant evidence on the dummy

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

God what I wouldn't give to hear trump riff on this event

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Not to mention the way only 2 of them carried the dummy while the other just sort of walked behind them lol

Going by visuals alone this boils down to virgin US documented practiced body rescue technique vs. chad chinese just have everybody jacked enough to pick them off the floor

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus, I've got a shattered right knee and I'm not in the best of shape and if you asked me to do two flights of stairs I'm fairly sure I could beat that NYPD thumb-cop

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be fair he does have a big rifle on his back.

To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle, so he should be able to do two flights of stairs faster than a toddler doing the scary ghost crawl from that Japanese horror movie

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I used to do hard core milsim stuff and I can guarantee you even with my broke ass body I could set up and fire faster than that cop. I also wouldn't drop my mag like a fuckin amateur. That chinese dude though holy shit not beating that lol.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle

At the point where your police snipers have to do mad dashes up 4 flights of stairs into target shots you fucked up badly somewhere else. At the same time, they probably should be able to do it.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean when you're at the point you need a police sniper, something is already pretty badly fucked

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agree, but I'm willing to take "Best SWAT Team Challenge" on it's own premise here to steelman it. It's just that even going by it, it doesn't make a lot of sense because this competition basically operates on videogame logic with no externalities or command

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah this is full on tacticool COD brain obstacle course games. But that's basically all American police cares about, so their performance is pathetic

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

But watch the "Sit on your ass while an active shooter murders schoolchildren" event. US police absolutely CRUSH that event!"

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

In their defense, I did not see any black people in the crowd.

I did. About 1:12 into the video. Green vest, black "SPARTAN" baseball cap, and sunglasses.

Of course, that person might be one of the US team's own people, brought over to cheer them on.