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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I really want to find a nemesis on Hexbear. Them and I could shit on each other in the comments randomly and everyone would just think "why the fuck do ButtBidet and SovietTruckDriver hate each other so much". Like there's a news post and one of use would go "this is almost as bad as the time that ButtBidet ...."

Too involved of a bit to do it, though.

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

"SovietTruckDriver, almost like AssTruckDriver"

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

This is the shit I'm talking about. ButtBidet always comes up with the most F-tier, dogshit bits

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like there's a news post and one of use would go "this is almost as bad as the time that ButtBidet ...."

This is like Lenin talking about Kautsky lol

Edit: or we could all collectively invent a Stirner for you to inveigh against

Yo fuck you asshole!