Pretend to be an owl
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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That is a bad bit, very confusing.
How would an actual owl like yourself "pretend" to be an owl? Doesn't make any sense.
What if I confuse everyone by pretending to be an human pretending to be a owl?
Open a haunted house where I jump-scare people and if they react at all, I scoff and call them a transphobe.
A driver bit that instantly strips the head of any screw you try it on.
yeah they're called philips head. also pozidriv.
I set up hundreds of different accounts to post to make this otherwise dead forum "Hexbear" seem alive. Honestly it's just me and like one other user posting.
damn. so it is just me and you?
Suuuuure, you're totally not my alt 
Convince Trump that the Statue of Liberty should undergo restoration to make her prettier.
Give the statue some big ol bazoogas
I really want to find a nemesis on Hexbear. Them and I could shit on each other in the comments randomly and everyone would just think "why the fuck do ButtBidet and SovietTruckDriver hate each other so much". Like there's a news post and one of use would go "this is almost as bad as the time that ButtBidet ...."
Too involved of a bit to do it, though.
"SovietTruckDriver, almost like AssTruckDriver"
Disengage
This is the shit I'm talking about. ButtBidet always comes up with the most F-tier, dogshit bits
Like there's a news post and one of use would go "this is almost as bad as the time that ButtBidet ...."
This is like Lenin talking about Kautsky lol
Edit: or we could all collectively invent a Stirner for you to inveigh against
Yo fuck you asshole!
pretend to be a ridiculously unhinged anti-communist on lemmy to annoy everybody into being more sympathetic to us. Unfortunately the my cm0002 account just keeps getting upvotes, so I will need to rethink my strategy.
Every once in a while I get an urge to respond with a five page tankie essay just for the meme
I usually get bored after the third reference
world challenge shitting championships 2025
with photographic entries
You're just afraid of the competition
Not my original idea but, what if a bit had three possible states instead of two?
engage in serious newsmega discourse but talk like the ‘soz mate’ guy
Philips PH-2
1337Hax0r, exclusively post in 1337 speak and 2000s g*mer memes.
lol n00b, pwned liek Leeroy Jenkins! kekekekeke zerg rush ^________^
7r075ky 53n7 4 5i11y 13773r. W3 5h411 n3i7h3r 6r1n7 17, n0r r3p1y.
I posted in one of these threads before and my bit was too bad and it got deleted. Fool me twice and you can't fool me again
torx plus but with 2 non-opposing spines slightly shortened so you can only fit the bit in one exact way
a rifled peg made out of talc
0 but it's permanent and can't be overwritten. View a screen full of them and you've bricked your monitor.
J-D-P-O-N-D-O-N a la Saturday Night by City Rollers I just can't get any other lyrics down beyond "J-D-P-O-N-D-O-N Hey!"
Instead of a bit being a 0 or a 1, they can be a 5 or 6.
Yakub with inventing white people. Worst bit of all time.
barely ovular-shaped drill bits with spherical tips. Nintendo and Apple will the the first adopters.
I'm not sure if I'm missing the joke here but these exist. those automated coffee machines use them
Disgracing the tomb of the unknown solider
Grok but instead of white genocide he constantly feels the need to discuss people posting a photo of a pig pooping on it's own balls on hexbear dot net.