He's very obviously bringing this up because he's been having conversations with one of his thirty Rasputin wannabees. He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having. This obviously started when he rode the ambulance, wore the hand makeup, and started talking about getting into heaven. Now he's been informed he's dying of something, and he's progressed to coping about Super-Ivermectin with RFK and whoever else.

Obviously anything is possible but this sequence of events has a near 100% certainty

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine coming back to life with no neck

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Well that's what the neck bolts are for

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rudy is expected to make a full recovery boohoo

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, maybe Vampires are a thing after all.