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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/9115861

This is a preview of what Satan will do to me in hell to torture me (more in post body)

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How does someone unironically embrace "socialism is when no iphone?"

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

“Your iPhone is actually capital” is straight up a libertarian take where having the tiniest bit of consumer goods means you’ve got all you need to become petty bourgeoisie and ergo you’re not working class. This screams the sort of contrarian fucker who bounces between different flavors of radical politics while only ever having a surface level understanding of any of them. That doesn’t stop them from smugly talking down to everyone in those movements, of course.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Your iPhone is capital" people have never read theory and are clueless as to what capital is or why having it vs not having it is relevant

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Legs are capital because you can use them to walk to a stock exhange.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

speak for yourself, my legs walk me to the iphone store to buy more capital

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If anything the iPhone is the modern opiate of the masses. The biggest problem with the eternal science of Marx-Lenninism is the fact that most people are too dumb to be scientists.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Slop and treats being popular means slop and treats are marxism

Logic of a lot of r/deprogram posts

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Anyone unironically making a "yet you live in society, curious?" take isn't worth engaging with.