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I would like an exact quantity please. Sex up to that number then I will have finished sex. Then on my gravestone “this person had the correct amount of sex”

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[–] hullabaloo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You have to spread it out though. A minute here or there is ok, anything more is very bad!

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But is one 30 minute sex less than 30 one minute sex. Or is it like a ttrpg where you pause the campaign and come back later so its still one sex?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

One turn of priorities usually lasts 6 seconds so that's quite a lot of sex you could be having in 30 minutes.