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Maybe they wrote the numbers next to what they ordered?
Perfect. Retired gifs.
that shit ain't retired.. we're still living in the matrix.
or so it feels like.
But those aren't numbers, it's Japanese. You are just reading Japanese!
He said he doesn't even see numbers
Sadly, imgur geoblocks the UK so I can’t see anything.
It's Cypher telling Neo he doesn't even see numbers. Just redhead, blonde, etc.
The alt text we needed all along
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Isn't that supposed to represent failure? I'm not intimately familiar though
Coldcell, when they referenced the meme.
skooma, when the khajit had wares if you had coin
Was he alluding to jerking it over code?
Didn’t think of it at the time but considering the context…
Yes, Cypher was watching porn.
More like he was spying on people who were unaware that they were in a simulator.
He could have been watching The Golden Girls
We already confirmed he was watching porn. I always figured Betty White was absolutely depraved in the sack. Jeanette Nolan must have been a hell of a top, if you're into that.
Good to know that even in the far dystopian, apocalyptic future. People will still look at porn.
It’s a gif from The Matrix where Cypher says to Neo “I don’t even see the numbers anymore. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.”
I set up the Redirector Firefox addon to take me to imgur images' https://imgur.artemislena.eu/ mirror when I open them (though sadly doesn't work with embedded images).
Firefox now also has built-in free VPN if that's more your thing, though I don't want to remember to turn it on and off all the time, so I stick with the redirection.
Wow Lemmy! Theres almost as many people helping out this geocached user as there are responses to this post!
Zeigarnik effect and he still has no idea.
Gotta leave a headshot.