This was the only real option. Any other choice other than not even responding could have offended.
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Move of a champion.
To be fair, would he really know which number belonged with each number? haha
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Can't blame a guy for taking a shot. What's the worst that could happen? They all get disgusted and blow him off? He's no worse off than he was.
But then later that night, the one who is the secret super freak, excited that the guy actually proposed a 4 way, calls him for a mind-blowing booty call.
The Costanza switcheroo then.
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Idk how girls would react to this but I'm telling you every guy here thinks this man is a champion and we haven't even seen him lol
Someone call the game warden, my man has 3 lines in the water!!
I mean... It's not like he could recognize them by phone number.
Maybe they wrote the numbers next to what they ordered?
Perfect. Retired gifs.
that shit ain't retired.. we're still living in the matrix.
or so it feels like.
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When I think my server is hot I reduce tbe over locking.
Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don't have enough genuine friends who are women.
Or
Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.
Or
Maybe he doesn't know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.
The word "fucking" is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It truly is a masterpiece of linguistics.
OR
Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.
5 way, unless he's just watching the girls. Which, like, if that's his thing and they're into it, works too!
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Or maybe he's gay and is just looking to have a girl time.
Or maybe he's three kids in a trench coat.
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That's either really wholesome or really smooth and I can't decide which.
Or really ambitious
All of the above and the confidence is seductive
The man saw an opportunity and took it!
Maybe he just legit wants to see what they have planned.
When I was single I loved hanging out with groups and basically deferring the decision of who actually try to get with, after I got to know them a bit better.
If the group all want me to end up with the same woman, and they're all wingmanning that one friend, maybe because she's more shy, then it'd be great to hang out with them as a group and see if we're compatible.
If they all individually want to hook up with me, great, let's see them all in a comfortable and fun setting to see who I get along with best.
And even if it turns out I wouldn't want to hook up with any of them, if they're fun people it would be fun to hang out and see what else is going on. It's actually a lot easier to talk to women when you're already surrounded by women. And maybe you could introduce your own friend who would get along better with one or more of them.
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That seems like a foreseeable outcome. How many other chances are you going to have for a fivesome? Shoot your shot, dude.
My man.
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