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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 121 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don't have enough genuine friends who are women.

Or

Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.

Or

Maybe he doesn't know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The word "fucking" is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It truly is a masterpiece of linguistics.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)

OR

Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

5 way, unless he's just watching the girls. Which, like, if that's his thing and they're into it, works too!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone has to hold the camera, pics or it didnt happen.

[–] Mountainaire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What do you think selfie sticks are for?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought selfie sticks existed to announce to everybody in the vicinity that you're a pillock.

I must record my trip to Disneyland from an altitude of 7 ft because that's totally what everyone wants.

[–] Mountainaire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I was sort of joking in my previous comment, but since you mentioned it, I've actually seen an interesting use for selfie sticks: third-person video. I saw a video of someone putting the selfie stick over his shoulder facing forward to where he himself was looking, and creating a third-person video that way; it recorded everything he saw as he walked, but you could also see the back of his head and shoulders himself as he moved forward. I thought that was pretty cool.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

5 way

Can you imagine? Thats way too much stress.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nah it's just spaghetti, chili, cheese, beans, and onions. Nothing to stress about

But fr it would only be stressful if they aren't into each other, at which point that's on them for agreeing to it

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

so you're telling me ... there is a chance?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And if they tipped, he could say he got paid to do it

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or, he doesn't remember which number is who.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Or maybe he's gay and is just looking to have a girl time.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Or maybe he's three kids in a trench coat.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And on top of all that, a serial killer looking for more ears for xer ear wall.