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Instructor: (Encouragingly) "If you can handle this, Rosario, it'll all get easier from here on out. The most stressful moments are when you're just learning."
Student: "Thanks, but I'm sure that..."
Instructor: dives out plane door
Student: ...
I mean, if I were an immortal, I would get a job as a flight instructor just to pull this prank.
Student:
Dude may have been having a rough time, but definitely knew his students.