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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 128 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

During the flight, Bertazzo allegedly told Rosario, “You know what to do” before removing his headset, arranging his belongings, taking off his seatbelt and exiting the aircraft.

Importantly, the article also says she was trained, but still needed some hours with an instructor or pilot before being allowed to fly solo. He must have decided his other student that day wasn't ready but felt she'd be safe without him. Better than some suicidal pilots who have crashed the whole plane.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 99 points 19 hours ago

Landings are pretty much your first focus after basic air work, and you can solo in 15-20 hours typically. A full license is around 80 hours (at least here in Canada), and she had a ppl already.

When i soloed my instructor was kind enough to get out of the plane while we were on the ground. What a horrible experience for this student.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 57 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

During the flight, Bertazzo allegedly told Rosario, “You know what to do” before removing his headset, arranging his belongings, taking off his seatbelt and exiting the aircraft.

Instructor: (Encouragingly) "If you can handle this, Rosario, it'll all get easier from here on out. The most stressful moments are when you're just learning."

Student: "Thanks, but I'm sure that..."

Instructor: dives out plane door

Student: ...

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 45 points 18 hours ago

“She was very shaken, but with complete professionalism she flew the plane to the airfield and made a perfect landing,”

Dude may have been having a rough time, but definitely knew his students.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, if I were an immortal, I would get a job as a flight instructor just to pull this prank.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

"Um, could you just fly over the airport for a minute? Great. Alright, see you later, maybe." And proceeds to step out of the plane so she can have her oh shit moment and he'll still be there to congratulate her when she lands.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Better than some suicidal pilots

Is this a common occurrence?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

It isn’t what I would call “common”, but it happens: Suicide by aircraft

Most of those are the pilot crashing alone, but there have been some high-profile crashes of commercial flights that have either been confirmed or are strongly suspected to have been intentional, like EgyptAir 990, Germanwings 9525, and SilkAir 185. The mysteriously missing MH370 was also likely an intentional act.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

I wouldn't call it common but there's been enough for a Wikipedia page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_aircraft

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That's kinda strange. The process I'm familiar with, you get your student pilot license during training, then you get an endorsement from your instructor to solo. After you've had sufficient instructional and solo time, you take your practical test / check ride, and get your private license.

Maybe this was a requirement of the flight school rather than a licensing requirement? Maybe she got her private license in gliders or balloons, and wasn't yet qualified to solo a powered aircraft?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Journalists know jack shit about aviation, chances are she was able to fly solo, but was working with an instructor to move towards a CPL. I did plenty of time with an instructor after getting my PPL.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 17 hours ago

I suspect you're right. I'm in that process myself, but with balloons.

[–] borkborkbork@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

could be getting an instrument rating or checked out on an unfamiliar aircraft.