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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 130 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's similar to people who end themselves by stepping in front of a truck or a train. It can be extremely traumatic to the driver.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I disagree. Leaving someone with trauma, versus leaving someone in a life or death situation is quite different I'd say.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The similarity is involving people in the act and leaving them to deal with extreme trauma.

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It can be extremely traumatic to the guy stepping in front of the vehicle as well!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm driving home from a late work shift, 3am.

My MF neighbor's adult kid had layed down in the road right past a blind curve hoping someone would run over him and kill him. Good thing my driveway was less than a couple hundred feet away and I was going slow enough to swerve around him.

F'd em up for a bit and I didn't even kill him

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

That's asking for an Ethan Frome type injury.