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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 131 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Binface has 4-1 odds to win, so there seems to be a very real chance he wins this election.

Which would be absolutely hilarious.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 13 points 12 hours ago

Binface has

How dare you disrecpect the Count by omitting his title! Learn manners peasant!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's Count Binface. For now. I don't think that a peer can serve in the House of Commons, so I think that he might just have to give up his title and serve as Binface if elected.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Nor can he wear a bin on his face.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 54 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

"Count" is not a valid title in the British peerage. The equivalent rank in the UK is "earl". Though if he wins, I think it'd be a moment of immense cultural significance so he should immediately be elevated to the Lords as a life peer, just to make the title official. He can be Britain's only living count.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago

Lot of cunts, only one count?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

“Count” is not a valid title in the British peerage.

But "viscount" is? What the hell kind of scam are they running over there?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

“Count” is not a valid title in the British peerage.

But it's absolutely one on Sigma IX!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 35 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

searches

Hmm. Apparently in said system, the wife of an earl is a countess.

searches more

Ah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl

The Norman-derived equivalent count (from Latin comes) was not introduced following the Norman Conquest of England though countess was and is used for the female title. Geoffrey Hughes writes, "It is a likely speculation that the Norman French title 'Count' was abandoned in England in favour of the Germanic 'Earl' [...] precisely because of the uncomfortable phonetic proximity to cunt".[7]

I imagine that Count Binface simply doesn't fear such proximity.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm going to take this opportunity to ask a very off topic question:

Did you give up kagi?

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

To think we were this close to having Count Grey tea...

(nothing funny about it, just fun to imagine an alternative timeline)

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago

One! One count binface! Ah ah ahhh! -- another count.

[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago

That's Count Binface!

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Who is offering 4:1 odds on Count Binface? The major betting markets have him at around 8% last I checked earlier today.

Edit: This is about gambling odds not polls

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

SkyBet and paddy power.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/who-is-count-binface-nigel-farage-clacton-by-election-b3011663.html

Four to one is the odds I've seen quoted in the news, where can you get 8%? I'd take that bet for sure.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

polymarket, for your depraved bets

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 35 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Please, for the love of God, do not conflate prediction markets with polls.

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The majority of the general elections I have lived through (it's been a few) have been called more accurately by the bookies than the polls.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

They say people skip to the finance section of the paper for the actual news

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago

Ironically, you've confused a conversation about odds with one about polls.

It's not about polls. We're talking about betting odds here. This is a gambling conversation. They said that Count Binface winning is paid 4:1, meaning an implied probability of 20%. I asked who is paying that, because it seems like that's far too low of a payout, giving Count Binface too high of an implied chance of winning.

If a candidate is being beat 4:1 in the polls, their betting odds would probably be 100:1 or higher.

Well hey a bunch of news outlets have been doing that so why shouldn’t I?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm currently wondering if I trust Polymarket with my data enough to take that bet, because he's definitely got better than 8% chance.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Not something that I've looked into, but if there are multiple futures markets with substantially diverging odds, I'd imagine that one could arbitrage that by placing opposing bets on them and provide a guaranteed win.

That being said, not familiar with how the payouts are computed and updated on them or what the market operator takes.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You can bet with crypto on there so you don't have to actually give them your information because you can just use an anonymous crypto wallet. It used to be a lot better before it was commercialised. In the past, all the markets were fee-free, and it was just your typical degenerate crypto gambling site. Now they've started charging fees on most of the markets, and they advertise everywhere so it sucks. Now they're a for-profit enterprise or something and act exactly like any other scummy casino operator.

But the payouts are done algorithmically on the blockchain so you can be sure that winning bets are indeed actually paid.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Now I need to work out how to use a crypto wallet. Or just use my actual name.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

You can use the Metamask browser extension. Polymarket runs on a token called USDC, which you can buy from Coinbase for US$1 a pop with no fee (and also sell it back for $1 for no fee).

I used to use Polymarket a lot because it was previously filled with crypto bros and MAGA idiots who would vastly overvalue stupid bets (like "Will Canada join the USA") and provide easy money. But I haven't used it for a while, so I don't know if that's the case any more.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Prediction markets and American bookmarkers are all offering over 10:1 on Count Binface right now. 9:2 is terrible IMO