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Force Trump as their president.
Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.
"Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We're sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please."
Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don't see that as any better.
Just fly over and shove him out with a parachute, wrapped up in a comical amount of rope.
He would be in charge for as long as it takes for the first person to get in arms or bullet length of him. A light punishment with huge upside for both parties.
They say that a good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. I feel like this is one of those "exception to the rule" situations.
That's because a good deal is when both parties are happy. I don't see compromise