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And that’s basically it!
Paint the aircraft carriers as giant LBGTQ flags ?
Use Drones to drop pro LBQT flyers into Iran ?
Paint the Charle Hebdo cartoon on the Carrier landing decks ?
Have the landing deck full of sailors and then bend over and moon Iran with everyone having a Charlie Hebdo tattoo on their ass as they sail the SoH?
="We lost the war"
How bout honoring their oath to the constitution and overthrowing these pedophiles and traitor politicians
Haha like what if we all sucked each other's dicks like as a joke and sent it to the Islamic Republic, I mean obviously jk but like wouldn't that be hella funny? They would be so mad
I highly recommend you leave them alone you ignorant fools.
Force Trump as their president.
Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.
"Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We're sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please."
Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don't see that as any better.
He would be in charge for as long as it takes for the first person to get in arms or bullet length of him. A light punishment with huge upside for both parties.
They say that a good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. I feel like this is one of those "exception to the rule" situations.
That's because a good deal is when both parties are happy. I don't see compromise
Witness the peak of meritocracy...
Have they tried giving Iran $300billion again?
There is no "giving".
It's their money which the US nazi thugs stole.
When management has to ask employees for ideas on what to do, it shows how much shit they have on the table
Search & Destroy : Sweep & Clear
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Creative & Unconventional : Cruel & Unusual
How about bombing schools? Oh no, that's been done hasn't it?
Maybe try again from a different angle? If that doesn't work, maybe a children's hospital?
Religious targets? You get bonus points if you start a holy war.
"Creative and Unconventional" Stop the war, the unnecessary killing of citizens and keeping the fuel prices up. Stop talking to Netanhayu and helping him out.
Ohhh.. to "punish" Iran.. For what exactly?
Is that relevant to the punishment or is it just arbitrary?
They apparently like war, and that's why they allegedly want a nuclear weapon. So don't engage with them. That will really piss them off.
punish iran for what? existing when the us attacked them and started a war?
For putting themselves in the path of the falling bombs, obviously.
Punish them for not losing
Leave Iran alone, and don't talk to them.
That'll show 'em!
That goes for the rest of the world too.
Stop meddling everywhere
Let’s send Trump and the entire Republican Party there. That’ll teach them!
Start offering them US health insurance?
They are already doing better than that by bombing them.
I suspect the military is looking for something that will distract Trump from launching nukes.
Change the password to 0000 0001
Make them move to America
I wish the troops would concentrate more on disobeying unlawful orders.
Incorporate “Four Seasons, Persia”
Have you tried to turn it off and on again?
Yes, they have repeatedly tried turning the war off and on again.
Make Iran be led by Pete !
Why don't you remind them if I can't have 14 year old Iranian girls in the super adventure club then noone can and bomb another girl only school?
Economic incentives, the way all modern wars should be fought
Spank them.