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[–] msage@programming.dev 320 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 180 points 3 weeks ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 143 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 3 weeks ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 88 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 80 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need to say anything?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She's just mad everyone knows Trump blew her husband.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, I don't think she really ever cared what Bill was up to. The marriage was just a way to advance her career.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need to say that?

She doesn't. She did so because she likes simping for netanyahu.