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[–] msage@programming.dev 320 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 180 points 3 weeks ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 143 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 3 weeks ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 88 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 80 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 263 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Hurwitz also claimed that Holocaust education was “confusing” young people into sympathizing with “weak, skinny Palestinians” instead of “powerful Israelis.”

What. The. Fuck.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 110 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah, it's so weird to sympathise with people who are being starved 🙄

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[–] Unquote0270@programming.dev 31 points 3 weeks ago

That is another level.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 193 points 3 weeks ago (36 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

She is a fascist herself who led the unilateral intervention on Libya that lead to the unnecessary deaths of 50k people in a civil war that didn't need to happen, architected the pivot to Asia which will lead to WW3, and used "promoted" LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I've said it all through out her run in 2016.

Shes not a democrat.

Shes not a liberal.

Shes just a Republican in a blue coat.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 140 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, it couldn't be the UN-confirmed genocide, nor the IDF-sanctioned videos of complete devastation, nor the steady wash of articles from journalists with decades of experience confirming utterly inhumane practices around aid distribution, rules of engagement and civilian deaths. Couldn't be.

[–] GenderNeutralBro 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

UN-confirmed

In case anyone misread that, they mean the United Nations (UN) confirmed it.

Yes, it's a genocide. Genocide is bad. It's not that fucking complicated.

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[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 116 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Right, totally made up.

What an insane thing to say.

Edit: bottom of the screenshot showing how many have been killed since the “ceasefire.”

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think the "theory" is supposed to be that the stuff about it that makes Israel look bad is what's supposedly totally made up. Like "Oh those dozen videos of IDF soldiers playing a game to see who could snipe the most children in the genitals? That's not real. Those were Hamas fighters. If you dumb kids knew the whole story you would agree with us adults in the room that Israel is in the right here."

Still fucking psychotic, just a different flavor of psychotic.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 3 weeks ago

And you wonder why you lost the fucking presidency. Right wing piece of shit

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 98 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure Hillary, now let’s get you back to your room.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 61 points 3 weeks ago

But Don and Bubba are already in there

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 92 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Hillary Clinton is why Donald Trump is president today. Her incompetence and evil led to Trump's ascendancy.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 31 points 3 weeks ago

In the US, democrats are considered the left/middle of the political spectrum.

In the rest of the world, Democrats are considered right wing.

This is some right wing shit.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 77 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Woman who was best friends with Kissenger loves war crimes.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand."

Oh they understand. That's why they're so unhappy. But, this is exactly the take I expect from one of the most out-of-touch people on the planet.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just. Go. Away.

Ffs shouldn’t you be hiding in a bunker with Bubba by now?

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 63 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This stupid, evil piece of shit. There are people all over the place trying to combat voter apathy and get them to the ballot to at least try to staunch the worst, and there she goes pouring more oil on the fires of defeatism.

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The politicians in this country are completely out of touch with reality.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How much could a banana cost, Michael? $10?

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No no no; politicians in this country are used to being able to lie with impunity and have the backing of the state enforce their positions.

Why do you think there are suddenly 19 new/resurrected Internet bills that are like “the government needs the ability to monitor and record and totally ban every click and pixel of every American at all times of all devices without warrant or question FOR THE CHILDREN”

Yeah it’s because they realize they’re cooked.

Why do you think there is always suck outrage at “TikTok”? For all the reasons it sucks, they had far less control over TikTok than the other platforms, and it scared the shit out of them.

America has been using our labor and wealth to do genocide and imperialism since the fall of the Nazis (edit:’far longer at home but we weren’t such prolific exporters until then) and they have mostly kept the wool over our eyes, but their little project has gotten out of hand and now it’s too ridiculous to hide.

They would rather imprison us all than to fail, and it seems they’ll fucking try.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

Wish she would Pokemon Go to a nursing home already.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course she did. She's a piece of shit. No part of me is surprised.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago

There's a reason you lost to Trump, hilary.

[–] FE80@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Democratic party chose to lose to Trump with Clinton, instead of win with Bernie Sanders.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

it was very difficult because they did not know history

Yea because the average Israeli knows so much about the founding of their country. Who are the people who have been fed biblical propaganda all their entire lives?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

I've found that the more you know of the actual history of Israel, the more fucked up it all seems.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Jesus fucking Christ all you have to do is shut the fuck up

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

Why don't you Pokémon Go fuck yourself

[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It would cost her zero dollars to shut the fuck up.

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[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

61 million tons of rubble was just made up. It's all styrofoam brought there by Iran.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

OK, isn't this literally a conspiracy pushed by far right Israeli politicians who openly call for the genocide of the Palestinians?

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck Hillary Clinton. Was she ever “in touch” with the world, or has she always been this way?

I long for the day to see AIPAC dismantled. The tide will turn, eventually.

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[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember, this is the woman that wanted to ruin Rockstar over the Hot Coffee controversy

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago

Clintons, Bushs, Trumps, fuck these dynastys of POS. We need a social and political revolution right now.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The article is from December 2nd, though maybe the conference is from much earlier, so barring that... The fucking UN said on September 16th that "Israel has committed genocide in the Gaza Strip." It's absolutely infuriating that people are still viewing this as something controversial or debatable. I was naively hoping that once the UN used the big G word (genocide) that more moderate politicians (being incredibly generous calling them moderate) would finally start acting like it's a genocide.

Source: https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2025/09/israel-has-committed-genocide-gaza-strip-un-commission-finds

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Really, "fake news?" You know who you sound like, right?

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