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Why do I have to push the buttons? I'm getting tired working out when to push them. Can't the computer just press them for me?
You float aimlessly in the goo. The computer displays a slot machine and pulls the lever for you. Every box says "soda+horny". You win the jackpot again. A new Congratulatory Soda floods into your spine while the goo jerks you off like Flubber.