This is so wild that I choose to believe it's an elaborate bit
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Laying in my pod, pushing the soda+horny button to have the computer invent a new kind of intravenous soda and jerk me off, getting angry and confused because it's still too many buttons.
i would do this
That will be all jobs under communism. You WILL live in the pod, you WILL push the soda+horny button.
i KNEW there was a reason i'm a communist
Why do I have to push the buttons? I'm getting tired working out when to push them. Can't the computer just press them for me?
You float aimlessly in the goo. The computer displays a slot machine and pulls the lever for you. Every box says "soda+horny". You win the jackpot again. A new Congratulatory Soda floods into your spine while the goo jerks you off like Flubber.