This is so wild that I choose to believe it's an elaborate bit
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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Remake of the Matrix, except the world wasn't post-apocalyptic at all and people just put themselves in the pods because it was easier than doing anything.
Laying in my pod, pushing the soda+horny button to have the computer invent a new kind of intravenous soda and jerk me off, getting angry and confused because it's still too many buttons.
i would do this
That will be all jobs under communism. You WILL live in the pod, you WILL push the soda+horny button.
i KNEW there was a reason i'm a communist
Why do I have to push the buttons? I'm getting tired working out when to push them. Can't the computer just press them for me?
You float aimlessly in the goo. The computer displays a slot machine and pulls the lever for you. Every box says "soda+horny". You win the jackpot again. A new Congratulatory Soda floods into your spine while the goo jerks you off like Flubber.
That's what my Geography teacher told us will happen, about 20 years ago.
Edit: She also told us we're being spied on by big tech and our privacy is being eroded, the class laughed at her. Why would the good government spy on us
Was your geography teacher called Richard Stallman?
Nozick refuted