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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If I was Usha I would confirm the sofa rumours on my way out just for fun. Or imply that actually hes into way weirder stuff.
He can't disprove it, it'll fuck with his entire legacy, and you can just say you weren't into it and his insistence was patt of what broke you up.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He once had a threesome with a loveseat AND a lazy boy recliner, sick pig.

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

He builds furniture forts that his kids aren't allowed in

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"He's banned from IKEA for a reason"

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

He has a custom made ottoman. He claims the hole in the center is a beer cozy.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jeri Ryan did that with her ex (legitimately , as far as I know) and it dominoed into Obama becoming president.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Which makes her a war criminal by proxy, but we forgive her. Actually I thought it wasnt that she told people, but that her divorce paperwork was public.