He's going to divorce her and marry Erika Kirk
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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I'm going to laugh so hard if we lathe this into being. We've been calling it since like a week after the shooting.
50 years from now, we will see classified CIA documents about how JD Vance had Charlie Kirk assassinated in a false-flag orchestrated through Maxwell as part of a plea deal.
Ok, Universe, you have to let us joke around sometimes, alright? You can't make ALWAYS be right... smdh.
Which is super funny cause its obvious that erika didn't give af about charlie and now vance comes along and ditches his wife at the drop of a hat. If they get together it'll be so percarious cause they're gonna be looking to trade up asap lmao. Chuds cant even do real human relationships. Everything has to be transactional.
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standing by for the right moment to slide into her DMs
- My fight is for the family!
Every divorced right wing politician in the world
If I was Usha I would confirm the sofa rumours on my way out just for fun.
Or imply that actually hes into way weirder stuff.
He can't disprove it, it'll fuck with his entire legacy, and you can just say you weren't into it and his insistence was patt of what broke you up.
He once had a threesome with a loveseat AND a lazy boy recliner, sick pig.
He builds furniture forts that his kids aren't allowed in
"He's banned from IKEA for a reason"
He has a custom made ottoman. He claims the hole in the center is a beer cozy.
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he's gonna be the next charlie kirk 🙏
Being a Charlie Kirk could, potentially, have more influence and money than being a VP.
The amount of liberals on Reddit dot com yas kweening her because of their impending divorce is astounding.
Didn't she clerk under Kavanaugh, or something similar along with some other shit? She may not be from the exact same pod, but she certainly came from the same pea plant.
They don't seem to recognize that the women who married men in the GOP aren't blameless trophy wives, they're every bit as toxic as their husbands. They're competing with Phyllis Schlafley.
She's part of the exact same fascist soup. But there is a very big tendency to assume innocence on the part of spouses, including on the left.
But there is a very big tendency to assume innocence on the part of spouses, including on the left.
Someone tell Lenin he's doing it wrong to the romanovs
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They love nothing more than a "reformed" conservative especially women
They nevee seem to question how well it worked out before
Some people never left the 2010s where liberal zeitgeist was that (specific, hand-picked) minorities were some kind of spiritual guide for America. The existence of, for example, far-right Hindutva fascism has not yet made itself known.
Charlie's kirkin it in the corner while JD pretends she's (Erika) a couch
Head slumped back in the chair, straight kirking it
He already had such divorced energy tho
Truly a divorced dad poster child.
I am HYPED for the JD Vance divorce arc
Tbh it’s a bit of a clickbait headline. Vance is saying being a VP is difficult on his family. Separately he addresses the issue of Usha not having a ring on. The Enquirer (lol) is tying those two together calling it “family difficulties” and then mentioning Usha, which gives a very different picture from the article.
Fuck them both ofc, I just don’t like clickbait.
Yeah the actual content of the article is the exact opposite of the title.
“I think that we kind of get a kick out of it,” JD said of the rumor mill. “With anything in life, you take the good with the bad.”
According to JD, when his wife forgot to wear her wedding ring on one of those recent outings, she told him that she should run back in the house to get it or else people would spin it into something that it’s not.
That’s when JD told her, “Let them. It’s not even worth the trip to run back upstairs.”
He told NBC News, “So we actually have a little bit of fun with it. And we thought that whole viral social media cycle was kind of funny.”
"I'm not owned, I'm not owned!" I insist as I shrink into a corncob.
He's a chronic liar and self-serving fascist. Who the fuck knows what percentage of true things come out of his mouth, but it can't be higher than 50%. A perfectly useless test for the truth.
Brace, it's time to slide into her dms...
countdown to Erika Vance
Excuse me what about The Sanctity Of Marriage
He's splitting from the catholic church and forming the angelimerican church with himself as the religious head of faith exclusively to let himself divorce his wife to marry his leather loveseat
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Free Usha
He named one of his kids after Vivek Ramaswamy. That is true friendship
Country song
I don't wear my ring 'cause I'm a mom with three young children
'N I do a lot of dishes. Least that's what I tell folks
But the smart ones don't believe me
In a very surprising move there's then a pedal steel guitar solo. As the song gets more popular it causes #PedalSteel to go viral on Tiktok.
On at least two occasions, the 39-year-old lawyer stepped out ringless — but has claimed via a spokesperson that she “forgets her ring sometimes,” especially because she is “a mother of three young children” who “does a lot of dishes,” according to People.
Da force 
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA BROTHER, WE'LL TAKE THE WATCH FROM HERE!
even if its clickbait it would be really funny if erika kirk rebounded herself to 2nd lady
JD poppin a perc with Erikkka Kirk
People all over are really weird about how they've internalized a fetishization of the diamond/jewelry industry.
Fall of the House of Usha
How does he manage running a podcast and supporting a family?
I'm assuming he still hosts Charlie Kirk's podcast from a closet in the White House. Do not break this illusion for me.
Someone get her a cushioned black leather dress
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